you gotta know your type. . .

. . . and, though I sorely wish I could submit myself for this role, "Warrior Woman" just isn't for me:

Female, age 18-35, all ethnicities. Lord of the Rings kind of Dwarf. Warrior woman who is capable to do things like some stunts, willing to get dirty with soil, to run in the forest & fight.

For the record, I will run in the forest & fight ay day.